NOT THE MAMABITCH POST

I need to get outta this funk, rec me some movies/books/tv shows/comics/whatever

Yesterday my period started. I felt kinda crappy but it wasn't that bad. ( Why Being Female Sucks, an overview of a working day with an extremely nauseated period. )

In the comments, plot how the Oil Spill in the Gulf can be solved using fictional means.

Example:
The World Serpent Jörmungandr gets sick of the leak and plugs it with his tail.

Feel free to post as many solutions as you can think of and to pimp this on your journal.
The more the merrier.